President Donald Trump is being sprayed with “urine trouble” on Twitter after his former personal attorney Michael Cohen published an excerpt from an upcoming book that splashed “golden showers” back into the news cycle.
“From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise — I was an active and eager participant,” Cohen wrote in the foreword of Disloyal: A Memoir:
The excerpt revives allegations in the unverified dossier compiled by former British spy Christopher Steele that Trump had hired prostitutes in Moscow to pee on a bed once used by then-President Barack Obama.
Although Trump once reportedly visited a night club in Las Vegas known for a simulated golden shower routine, it’s not known if he ever witnessed that specific act, according to the 2018 book, Russian Roulette: The Inside Story of Putin’s War on America and the Election of Donald Trump.
Cohen’s excerpt caused #UrineTroubleTrump and other “golden” phrases to trend on Twitter.
Take a look:
Looks like #MichaelCohen has written the last words on the worst human living in the US, aside for his bestie, #GhislaineMaxwell. And the last words appear to be, “Golden Showers”. Ewww. #disloyal
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) August 14, 2020
Now I know why he is so worried about shower pressure#UrineTroubleTrump https://t.co/CqcGbg3ncy
— Patricia Arquette (@PattyArquette) August 14, 2020
#UrineTroubleTrump is trending. That should piss him off.
— Duty To Warn 🔉 (@duty2warn) August 14, 2020
Checks twitter during conference call.
See's #GoldenShowersTrump is trending.
Backs away slowly.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 14, 2020
A lot of people are saying that @realDonaldTrump likes to get peed on by prostitues. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. Check it out. #UrineTroubleTrump
— Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto) August 14, 2020
#trump dodged the draft by claiming he had bone spurs. He should’ve said he had “water on the knee “ or head or face…. #UrineTroubleTrump
— Perry D Ford (@PDF36) August 14, 2020
When reporters start asking your stupid, lying ass about the Golden Showers in Michael Cohen's book, #UrineTroubleTrump.
— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 14, 2020
Golden Showers is trending.
Congratulations, Republicans. The party of family values, God and morality.
— Wajahat "Wears a Mask Because of a Pandemic" Ali (@WajahatAli) August 13, 2020
#UrineTroubleTrump tinkle tinkle little czar..Putin put you where you are.. pic.twitter.com/5T5CQAAhMC
— Adrienne Young #Resistance (@gentlemindmom) August 14, 2020
The "Golden showers" story was always true.
Multiple people inside Justice Dept told me years ago.
And I find it odd that anyone would doubt that story given Donald Trump's absolute documented HATED for women.
— Don Winslow (@donwinslow) August 13, 2020
.@MichaelCohen212 is right @RealTimers leaked the video back in January. #UrineTroubleTrump https://t.co/0GGHDln35m
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) August 14, 2020
Somehow, we also managed to get #UrineTroubleTrump to the top of what's trending? 😂😂
Today was a good day. pic.twitter.com/vgwzP34KbR
— Strictly BLM (@christoq) August 14, 2020