Newsmax host Greg Kelly became a laughing stock on Twitter after claiming that marijuana is bad because it will cause one to blackout for four days.
Kelly recalled a moment when he tried marijuana from some friends in Kentucky and insisted that it was one of the worst moments in his life.
“SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea,” he wrote. “I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I ‘toked up’ with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.”
SMOKING WEED (aka GRASS) is NOT a good idea. I’ve tried it (back in the day) and it was WORSE than anything that happened to HUNTER BIDEN. I “toked up” with some buddies in Kentucky and woke up 4 days later in Nairobi, Kenya. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.
— Greg Kelly (@gregkellyusa) March 31, 2021
It didn’t take long until the comments started pouring in, trolling Kelly for lying about his experience.
“If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn’t weed,” Linda Childers pointed out. “Sounds like your ‘buddies in Kentucky’ roofied you and that you need to find some new friends.”
If you were in Kentucky and woke up four days later in Nairobi, Kenya, it wasn’t weed. Sounds like your “buddies in Kentucky” roofied you and that you need to find some new friends. 🙄
— Linda Childers (@lindarchilders) April 1, 2021
Below are some more replies from Twitter users:
— K.O.⛳ (@The_Real_KO) March 31, 2021
I second that bullshit….
— Jack Miller (@JackMil49963794) April 1, 2021
That’s funny because I smoked pounds of weed in my life and I actually make really good money have a degree. I took every exam in college stoned and was my valedictorian. So maybe those ppl were just losers and the weed had nothing to do with it
— twentythousandlies (@emilyriz425) April 1, 2021
You sure that wasn't PCP Greg? You might need new friends. pic.twitter.com/iKDl76vdCl
— March2Millions (@March2Millions) April 1, 2021
— stilldigressing (@friendoflyover) April 1, 2021
Of all the things that haven't happened this is the most never happened that there ever was.
I'd say this is satire but you work for Newsmax so we know satire is above your pay grade.
— Atlas Smugged (@arrpeebee) April 1, 2021
Don't forget the munchies.
— Andy Watkinson (@AndyWatk) April 1, 2021
I did six and I'm a f_ckin' parrot.
— Barry Stock (@BusStationDrift) April 1, 2021
Every time Greg tweets from this account, I have to check and make sure that it's actually his account and not some spoof.
Why is Greg so fucking weird?
— Րυɱ૦Ր Һคς ɿ੮ 🏴 (@BrandiLynn4Ever) April 1, 2021
Lol that this is totally someone being completely serious. pic.twitter.com/C0pf9OiqVa
— Green Shirt Guy: Total Laughing (@bebestwasadud) April 1, 2021
it may have been “kidnappers” and “a lead pipe”
— Attorney@Law (@TheGlare_TM) April 1, 2021
I can’t tell if this is a parody account. If so, HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. If not, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) April 1, 2021
dude’s claiming weed made him blackout for 4 days while simultaneously being able to book an international flight and navigate multiple layovers 💀
— Andrew Joseph (@AndyJ0seph) April 1, 2021
Sir…you smoked weed laced with crack, meth, and angel dust. Probably washed down with liquor-which is worse for you than weed.
— Liz BeyBey 🍁 (@liz_beybey) April 1, 2021
I SMOKED THE WEEDS once and now I’m a pair of STEVE KORNACKI’S KHAKIS. And not a new pair. The ones he wore for 72 hours on elections day(s). I woke up 3 days later and was the best selling pant in America. Stop me before I stop myself. pic.twitter.com/7wcqTv0YbO
— Steve Kornacki’s Khakis (@loumosartoriale) April 1, 2021