Former president Donald Trump on Wednesday skillfully employed the Caps Lock button to launch a vehement diatribe against a wide range of targets that resulted in an all-Caps rant that resembled charred Fourth of July hot dogs, left to sizzle on the grill for too long.
As the 2024 Republican presidential hopeful, Trump frantically activated the Caps Lock key at the crack of dawn, unleashing a torrent of falsehoods and inflammatory language calling for political violence over his indictment.
“MASSIVE PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT IS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE IN AMERICA. THE WEAPONIZATION OF LAW ENFORCEMENT CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. “CRIME & INFLATION ARE RAMPANT, OUR BORDERS ARE OPEN, OUR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED, OUR ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES, OUR ENERGY INDEPENDENCE IS GONE, OUR ‘LEADER’ IS MERCILESSLY MOCKED, & OUR COUNTRY IS BEING DESTROYED BOTH INSIDE & OUT. DO THE PEOPLE OF THIS ONCE GREAT NATION EVEN HAVE A CHOICE BUT TO PROTEST THE POTENTIAL DOOM OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA??? 2024!!!”
At this point, if he wants to emphasize a word he should put it in *lowercase* pic.twitter.com/YwjqNLtbKP
— Republican Accountability (@AccountableGOP) July 5, 2023
On the preceding Fourth of July, Trump shared a meme showcasing a flag with the phrase “Fuck Biden and fuck you for voting for him.”
Through his use of uppercase letters, the former president has endeavored to capitalize on the 37-count federal indictment, which accuses him of unlawfully amassing classified documents and evading government retrieval efforts.
“POLITICAL PERSECUTION,” he previously declared.
“ONE OF THE SADDEST DAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY. WE ARE A NATION IN DECLINE!!!”
Despite his tantrums, Trump remains under investigation for his involvement in the January 6 insurrection.
PREPARE FOR MORE CAPS, AMERICA!!!!
