RNC Chair Lara Trump finds herself in a monumental crisis of epic proportions: an existential dilemma of fashion on her hands!
Her dilemma? Choosing not one, not two, but four outfits for the upcoming nominating convention in Milwaukee. As co-chair or whatever fancy title she holds, it’s absolutely crucial that Lara looks her absolute best. Because, you know, that’s the top priority when you’re hobnobbing with the RNC bigwigs and plotting world domination… or something like that.
In her latest podcast, Lara bemoaned her plight to her captive audience:
“I’m trying right now to figure out what the heck I’m wearing to this convention next week,” she complained melodramatically. “I mean, you know, I gotta be there for the whole thing — four days! I’ve gotta find four outfits!”
Oh, the humanity! How will she survive the trials and tribulations of picking out clothes while the fate of nations hangs in the balance?
Forget about policy papers or security protocols; Lara’s main concern is whether her wardrobe will impress. Who cares if protests disrupt the event or if the venue’s HVAC system needs an upgrade? What matters is whether her outfits show enough cleavage or are just decent enough to survive the fashion police.
“Anyway, I guess I’ll get there,” Lara sighed, summoning the fortitude of a stoic Trump spouse. “Let’s see what I look like at the convention. Hopefully decent. Well, we’ll report back on that.”
The struggle is real, folks. The stakes have never been higher. Pray for Lara as she navigates the treacherous waters of her walk-in closet to select four, count them, four outfits suitable for a political shindig.
Check her struggle below:
Lara Trump says she is really struggling right now to figure out what outfits she is going to wear at the Republican National Convention. pic.twitter.com/V6CzFzFoc1
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 11, 2024
